Wakey Wakey Rise and Shine Its on Again Off Again
Wakey Wakey rise and polish.
Practiced forenoon sleepy heads those that were able to get a full nights sleep, I think someone was playing a trick on me and filled my pillows with rocks, because no thing how many times I beat them I could not find a comfortable spot and fifty-fifty when I did get to slumber I was dreaming I was awake, so it looks like its a Zombie twenty-four hour period today for me, possibly if I wear a bright coloured shirt it will make me wait more than awake. So just incase I doze off when you are writing do information technology loud so I tin hear you. Have a actually lovely twenty-four hour period, and if I write a blonde joke its means I am always thinking of yous lovely ladies. "Who shouted bullsh*t"
A wife and her husband were sleeping when the neighbour's dog started barking and wakes them up. The wife sighs, shakes her fist and says "You await till yous see what I am going to practice to those next door!"
She runs out the house and five minutes subsequently she comes dorsum with a large smiling on her face. The husband asks "What did you do?"
I took the domestic dog from their garden and put it in ours, at present lets see how they like information technology having the neighbours canis familiaris barking all dark.
Right something to think about.
I put £20 in a box. Then do you lot.The box now contains £forty right. I then sell the box to you for £thirty. Then we both walk abroad with £10 profit.
Get those cobwebs working and smile you lot could be on candid camera. xxx 
Fred.
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Good mornin Mr happy ,Suns upwardly ,nosotros're all going out to breath in some polluted air!! Wear a mask today. Hope u have a reall yHAPPY day.x
Morn my pal colours, the sun is shining and there is a light breeze coming in off the sea, what more tin can I enquire for other than to know you are nonetheless smiling nether that mask. xxx Fred
That is a blonde joke,I'm starting to go them at present!!
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Good morning time Fred, think you were late on parade yesterday, do attempt not to let it happen again! Have a great mean solar day. Xx
I was tardily late for a very of import date, sorry virtually that :)Sgt Major volition buck up in futurity I except any penalization dealt out, only be gentle with me. lol Suns out enjoy xxx
Your be in a rabbit stew if your not careful!! Lol.
I wont heed as long equally I take a little dumpling in there with me lol twenty
Morning Lyn where are you sleepy head its half past viii, hope your not poorly thirty
Good morning Fred...the lord's day's out here again so information technology's going to be a lovely mean solar day. Hopefully y'all'll become a better nights slumber this evening Fred, accept you tried a relaxation record?
Hi Lyn aye I tried one in one case but barbarous asleep earlier it finished so I never heard the end. xxxFred
Lol...poking you in the ribs. lol 30
Good Morning Fred, time to get ready for my annual review, its a lovely mean solar day hither, promise y'all have an easy day, perhaps a catnap later😁 hugs huff xxx
Morning huff I am sure it will go well, go in smile and see if they smile back. I tried a catnap but the purrring kept waking me up. Lots of hugs xxx
and so I take laid out £50 for a box with only £xl in information technology? someones on the dabble here.
You are non and then sleepy every bit yous brand out, Fred. Is that how yous got rich! I demand to go dorsum to bed now subsequently that brain teaser.
Come on would I cheat you afterward all your buying a box with £40 in information technology for £30 so you proceeds £x honest lol twenty
I havent forgotten that £20 of information technology is mine!
Just plant out my neighbours house is upwardly for sale, they dont talk much!
Lyd12 look you put xx in with my 20 =40 so you lot and so pay a farther thirty so you are buying my xx plus ane of your ain 10'south are you getting there at present love.? xxx
I recollect we have both been saying the same thing in dissimilar ways!
Simply been for a walk into town, suns but just coming out here, quite chilly.
Love Iris ten
Morn Fred. Thank you for your reply to my post - I'thou getting quite brave aren't I 😀😀
Afterward your rotten dark of slumber (or lack of it!!) I think you definitely deserve a sleep in the sunshine today 😀
Jan xx. PS go on the blonde jokes coming!!!
Morning Fred, shame you had a bad night, possibly you tin can doze in the garden today.
I am going to take married man out for a ride in the sunshine today will only be the second time he has been out since Christmas, although he tin can't really see much information technology is even so good to be out in the fresh air.
Loved the one about the domestic dog, keep them coming
polly xx
Hope you both enjoy the time out and also that hubby manages to see some nice things and the sun gives yous both some warmth. xxx Fred
Lovely to read your mail service again this morning have a lovely twenty-four hour period x
Cheers Mo 20
The box wasn't empty there was already £20 in it. I presume that £twenty had been put in by the previous owner. And then the box contained £60 not £twoscore. So y'all and I both get £10 profit. Take a good twenty-four hour period.
Mandy.
Sorry you didn't go a good nights sleep Fred. Sometimes it'south hard to switch off too too the rocks in the pillows. I was upwardly at 6.30 after 3 hours kip. Still sun was shinning brightly so I went out with my coffee flask and electric blanket to the garden. Magic! Cheers for the joke. xx
I should take popped over as I was up at that fourth dimension nosotros could have shared you electrical coating, got any bikkies ? xxx Fred
Hiya Fred, I confess it was me! I snucked over to Teignmouth concluding night and stuffed rocks in your pillows! I got them from the cliff fall at Oddicombe Embankment
Can't approximate the reply equally my brain not working at the moment. Information technology's lovely here at present and debating taking domestic dog down to Tor Abbey soon. Accept a good twenty-four hour period neighbour. x
Cheers that,s funny as I heard a lot of coughing and thought that,south just like coughalot. Anyway cheers I painted the rocks and sold them to the visiting grockles at a £ each. Hope you lot fabricated it to the Abbey xx
I hope you charged plenty for the large boulders! It took ages to movement them 
Didn't make information technology downward town as too lazy 
xx
Permit me explain my logic. I pay £20 +£thirty i.e a total of £50. There is £sixty in the box and and then I become £10 profit. You pay £twenty and receive £30 for the box. Then you go £ten profit. I am assuming that £xx was hidden in the box (from a previous owner) and only discovered past me at the end of the bargain. Is this right?
Regards
Mandy
Shouting bullshit? That'd be me Fred
But i bat for the other side anyway so I'm certain y'all wouldn't be thinking of moi
I don't intendance which like you bat for I tin still love y'all all in my own way, so at that place I am thinking of you lot now. 20 Fred
You lot are then adorable Fred. Wish y'all lived in my street, you lot're such a tonic Promise you're having a cheerio xxx
I am fine thanks and its such a beautiful mean solar day you just got to relish information technology xxx
Morning Fred, Sorry I hold with Lyd12, I have already parted with xx pounds, now I am departing with 30 pounds.ie 50 pounds, to become xl, so you lot must be 10 pound improve off and I am 10 pounds down. Can't see it any other way, Very misty here this morning,promising a lovely day, Take a proficient day, Best wishes, Bulpit
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